We have a winner
The auction is over and it was won by a man who really likes money. View his eBay profile and you will see, he is the president of money's fan club, he is money's groupie, he would eat a mile of money's... Oh never mind you get the idea. I guess I'll be advertising his site www.gotbadcredit.net (like got milk? It's got bad credit? Get it?) I'll be out on the offramp with his sign within the next two weeks. We first need to sit down with a focus group, and meet with our committee to come up with the best possible wording. Click here to see the auction.
Oh, and give me two dollars. God bless.