Metafilter Loves Me
Metafilter.com linked me giving me well over 3,000 visits, but those MeFi creeps don't hardly click on my ads at all! Most enjoyed my site, but some were offended. Click http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/44865 to see the debate, including my responses.
Now give me two dollars so I can spend it on making fun of the poor. God bless.