Panhandling in a business suit
So here it is, the business suit panhandling adventure you've all been waiting for. Lot's of laughs but I'm proud of my town, they only gave me one lousy quarter. One hour of Pan Handling and all business suit guy gets is a quarter.
I had a good time. I yelled into my cell phone a-lot. Things like;
"No John, dammit. Don't sell. Just wait it out, things are turning around. These hurricanes were a god send. Once the rebuilding starts we'll make a killing."
"Yeah, Chuck? Joe here, listen, I'm out on a scouting mission, drumming up some capitol, meeting with some clients. Did any checks come through?"
My favorite was when A guy actually stopped and rolled down his winndow to talk to me and maybe give me money. I interrupted him to get a cell phone call. "I'm sorry, I gotta take this. Yeah Bob, go ahead. No, I'm cool, I can talk."
I cleaned my nails a-lot. I drank a cappucino. I shined up my shoes.
I don't have a photo of my favorite sign, but I'll get a still from the video shoot and get it up here soon. It read "Need Gas For Suv (H-4 Totally Boss) Please Help! God Bless." Its the H-4 Totally Boss part that I like the best.
The other fun thing was judging people by their cars as I talked on the cell phone. "No man, crap day. Nothing but Toyotas and Hondas. I guess I'm not in a BMW, or Hummer neighborhood. Yeah I was thinking of heading over to The Pavillions or maybe up to Shingle Springs for awhile. Oh, wait, here comes a Cadillac, oh never mind, just a valet parking guy taking a joy ride."
I don't know what you drive, but I could use a couple of bucks towards dry cleaning. Help me out with a little start up capitol? The donate buttons are right over there on the right.