How much do panhandlers really make? Can you possibly make a living at this? How much of a difference does a funny sign make? Will people give to a guy in a banana suit? Does every sign have to say "God Bless?" Important questions. I aim to find the answers. Give me a dollar. God Bless.

Sunday, January 22, 2006

Panhandling with a new sign

Okay, now, go to the buttons on the right and give me $2. You'll feel so good about yourself. You'll do better at work. The opposite sex will find you more attractive. You'll be better at Super Mario Brothers 3!


Anonymous rjk said...

That's great! The Ask Me How is a nice touch.

9:06 AM

Anonymous Panhandler said...

Thanks. I do like the Ask Me How. That was a last minute addition.

4:29 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your facial hair growth is not consistant with homeless guys.

10:33 AM

Blogger thepanhandler said...

I never claim to be homeless now do I?

I've spent the past year interview many panhandlers, quite a few of whom were clean shaven.

HOLY CRAP! I'm gettinig SOOOO much traffic from Woo hoo.

11:08 AM

Blogger Eltrain said...

You need to rip one of those annoying corrogated plastic herbalife sings off of the nearest telephone pole and write your sign on the back of it.

5:14 AM

Blogger robbY said...

If I had a dollar for each day I spent on the freeway with a cardboard sign asking for dough...well, I guess I wouldn't be offering sexual favors at truck stops, would I?

5:58 AM

Blogger thepanhandler said...

eltrain! You are totally right on. That would've been great to actually use one of their signs!
I hate to repeat myself but that may be worth it.

6:16 AM


Post a Comment

Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home