How much do panhandlers really make? Can you possibly make a living at this? How much of a difference does a funny sign make? Will people give to a guy in a banana suit? Does every sign have to say "God Bless?" Important questions. I aim to find the answers. Give me a dollar. God Bless.

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Cockerhamming it up


I'm coining a new phrase;

Cockerhamming:
(verb) the act of placing items on a website, said items being specifically geared toward catching the attention of Rob Cockerham in hopes of getting linked on his powerhouse website www.cockeyed.com. The panhandler was hella cockerhamming when he flew the Herbalife sign.

Research is currently being conducted to determine if flattering the handsome, witty and biologically successful Rob Cockerham increases the effectiveness of an act of Cockerhamming in actually earning subject's website a link on www.cockeyed.com.

If an act of Cockerhamming does not earn one the desired link on www.cockeyed.com, courtesy of Rob Cockerham, this does not mean it was a total failure, as writing about it on one's website and using the terms Rob Cockerham and www.cockeyed.com repeatedly will still attract fans of Rob Cockerham and www.cockeyed.com who search google frequently hoping to find more information on Rob Cockerham and www.Cockeyed.com.

Whew, that was a-lot of typing. Spare a couple bucks? God bless.

And please, check out the trailer for the documentary HERE!

5 Comments:

Blogger Adellamorio said...

I know for a fact that Rob Cockerham has safely ensconsed himself in his compu-drome and no longer associates with normal humans much less panhandlers. I have heard that he does accept messages from the "outside" if written in bianary code. If you don't speak bianary, there's a rumor he reads all incoming mail, provided it is written in esperanto, on St. Swithins day

9:38 PM

 
Anonymous The Panhandler said...

Remember that time you linked me from your blog? My hits acually went down!

Ha ha. Seriously though, you're one half of the funniest man I know (tell the other half I said hi.)

Oh, and gimme two dollars.

1:14 PM

 
Anonymous Trevor Tran said...

I believe that coming up with the phrase "cockerhamming", is, in fact, cockerhamming in itself. Not that that's a bad thing.

9:11 PM

 
Blogger thepanhandler said...

Uh, yeah Trev, kinda the point there, what with the flattery and all though. Glad it hit ya. And thanks for the comments. Peace

9:35 PM

 
Blogger In said...

Not to be confused with cock hammering...

Jay-sus I cringe every time I think about that!

God Bless!

12:47 PM

 

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