How much do panhandlers really make? Can you possibly make a living at this? How much of a difference does a funny sign make? Will people give to a guy in a banana suit? Does every sign have to say "God Bless?" Important questions. I aim to find the answers. Give me a dollar. God Bless.

Saturday, December 03, 2005

Santa Clause Panhandling

What would Santa's sign say. I know you all will come up with some great ideas. Remember to give me your name and or website address so I can link you if I use your suggestion, and everyone who makes a comment will recieve an autographed picture if they supply an address. The picture can be of me panhandling as a banana, or of my colon (photos taken durring my first colonoscopy), You're choice.

Of course printing and postage aint cheap. I have to buy the 19 year old at Kinkos a six pack in exchange for free printing. Can you help out with a little donation? God Bless.

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16 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will trade toys for food

I have 9 starving reindeer...

GOD BLESS!

9:27 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Hey man, those damned presents don't pay for themselves! PAY UP!"

9:38 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Need money to pay off Rudolph's rehab bills in time for Christmas Eve. Please help. God Bless.

9:59 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Need money for crack & two-bit whores. How else do you think my elves stay up all night making toys for your bratty kids?

Happy Hannukah & God bless.

10:25 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Need money for liposuction. Victim of too damn much cookies and milk. Thanks and God bless!

1:16 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2,200,000,000 kids to support. Anything helps. God Bless.

7:44 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rendered obsolete by the internet. Anything helps. God Bless.
sir_cowman@yahoo.com

1:28 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Out of work because nobody believes in me any more. Please give. God bless!

Job stolen by greedy corporate Amerika! God bless!

If you had your ho's three at a time you'd need money too! God bless!

12:39 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...thinking about parents who have kids in their cars...

Share the love. Merry Christmas.

Hoping for a green Xmas. God Bless.

Milk and cookies? God bless.

And have candy canes for everyone who talks to you!

2:30 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"FUCK CHRISTMAS, I QUIT"

or Pg-13 "SCREW CHRISTMAS, I QUIT"

6:00 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Need Hip Replacement. Gimme Money"

6:09 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have a few:

-It's this or start shopping at Walmart
-Ms. Claus won't put out. Need hooker to get jolly
-Please give...I know where you live.
-HO, HO, HO - Now pay up!
-Need money for rehab for Rudolph
-I need an iPod.
-Please give, or it'll be socks again.

2:52 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have a few:

-It's this or start shopping at Walmart
-Ms. Claus won't put out. Need hooker to get jolly
-Please give...I know where you live.
-HO, HO, HO - Now pay up!
-Need money for rehab for Rudolph
-I need an iPod.
-Please give, or it'll be socks again.

2:53 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HO...HO...Who am i kidding? can you spare some change?

8:31 PM

 
Blogger Adellamorio said...

"I'm not the one who killed Jesus"
"I know when you are sleeping, and where you live"
"I've been giving you presents for years, the least you can do is spare a dollar"
"Yes, I'm the real santa and
no, you won't get any presents unless you tell mom and dad to pony up some change"

9:37 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Laid off from Macy's. Need Help"
"Milk and Cookies doesn't pay the rent"
"Are you Naughty or Nice?"
"Evicted from The North Pole"
"Support You Local Santa"

-jeffab@sbcglobal.net

3:58 PM

 

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