Product Placement

I sold space on my cardboard sign to the highest bidder. Still I don't seem to have the nice car or to be sleeping between clean silk sheets (my sheets are neither clean nor silk at the moment.) So now I'm going to try product placement. I will drink, eat or wear your product out on the offramp for a fee. Let the offers come rolling in. I don't eat meat, or wear leather but this isn't about integrity now is it? In fact it's the opposite, so I will even hold, and pretend to be on the verge of enjoying non-vegan products. I will charge extra for this. For the sake of this project my soul is indeed for sale, but it aint going cheap, nope.

Believe it or not I'm already fielding a few offfers. There has to be a way I can achieve my goal of living the good life from panhandling and dammit, I aims to find it.

For now, I can use some help buying some new probiotics. Can you donate a couple of bucks?